geese

Related to geese: Chinese goose

ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel

Is very foolish or lacking common sense. Jimmy almost crossed the street without looking up from his cell phone. He ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel!
See also: brain, gave, god, squirrel

ain't got the sense God gave geese

Is very foolish or lacking common sense. Jimmy almost crossed the street without looking up from his cell phone. He ain't got the sense God gave geese!
See also: gave, geese, god, sense

all (one's) geese are swans

proverb One is overexaggerating and not in touch with reality. Geese and swans are quite different, so to think they are the same is a stretch of the truth. I can't listen to another one of Tiffany's stories that cast her as the adored heroine. All her geese are swans if she thinks everyone at work likes her!
See also: all, geese, swan

cackling geese

Those who warn of something that is about to happen. Thank goodness for the cackling geese outside who ran in and told us to lock down the building because there was a man with a gun roaming the streets. My wife is skeptical of them, but I always tune in to those cackling geese giving the weather report—I don't want to get caught in a blizzard!
See also: cackle, geese

turn geese into swans

To embellish or exaggerate the merits, skills, or successes of someone or something. My father was such a genuinely affable and generous man, and he had a knack for turning geese into swans—he made you feel like the most special, talented person in the world just by talking about you.
See also: geese, swan, turn
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel

 and ain't got the sense God gave geese
Rur. is or are very foolish. There goes John, running around barefooted in the snow. He ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel. No use trying to explain anything to Jane. She ain't got the sense God gave geese.
See also: brain, gave, god, squirrel
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.

all someone's geese are swans

someone habitually exaggerates the merits of undistinguished people or things.
The goose is proverbially contrasted with the swan as being the clumsier, less elegant, and less distinguished bird; compare with turn geese into swans below.
See also: all, geese, swan

turn geese into swans

exaggerate the merits of people.
See also: geese, swan, turn
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary
See also:
  • ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel
  • ain't got the sense God gave geese
  • ain't got a grain of sense
  • ain't got a lick of sense
  • fool and his money are soon parted
  • fool and his money are soon parted, a
  • a fool and his money are soon parted
  • parted
  • doofus
  • I spoke out of turn
References in periodicals archive
According to SNH, Scotland hosts around 60% of the world's population of Greenland barnacle geese and numbers have increased in the past 20 years.
Geese grazing scheme offers compensation; Wildlife: SNH launches PS60,000 project for isles
Geese are instinctively very aware of their surroundings and environment and will sound their honk at any unusual activity or disturbance.
WHY GEESE ARE GREAT HOMESTEAD
The weekend will celebrate their return as well as other goose species such as pink-footed geese, greylag geese, Greenland white-fronted geese and pale-bellied brent geese.
Goose weekend
The animals, 48 of them snow geese and three Ross' geese, fell within a 100-yard radius, Berl said. 
Over 100 Geese Found Dead In Parking Lot, Officials Say
The plan is to walk up to the pier, where the geese were often spotted."
Vigil to be held in memory of popular goose; PEOPLE URGED TO HELP MOURN BIRD STRUCK DOWN BY CAR
Brunstein is a firm believer in flagging geese. He is very successful with his technique and gets the attention of most of the geese we kill.
The great Christmas goose hunt of 2016
It wasn't the first time I had seen geese preyed upon here.
Geese: creatures but also teachers
The Svalbard breeding population of pink-footed geese Anser brachyrhynchus, wintering in Norway, Denmark, the Netherlands and Belgium, has increased substantially in recent decades.
Landscape selection by migratory geese: implications for hunting organisation
Mediocre calling fooled geese in the 1960s and '70s, when most calls were made of wood or plastic and very inexpensive.
Hunting Canada honkers: Canada geese area blast to hunt, they're great-tasting game, and you might find easy access from farming neighbors tired of having pastures and fields fouled
For our examples, we used Flying Geese to finish at 2" x 4".
Get your geese in a row
Let me start with the king of all geese: the whitefront or specklebelly goose.
A Christmas goose: impress the in-laws this holiday season with this ever-famous entree
It's a good warm-up for field hunting geese, and a good test for duck dogs used to retrieving in water, but not land.
Wrangling the big birds: bringing honkers to hand takes training
In 2009, aquatic bird bornavirus 1 was detected in free-ranging Canada geese (Branta canadensis) and trumpeter swans (Cygnus buccinator) in Ontario, Canada (5).
Aquatic bird bornavirus 1 in Wild Geese, Denmark
Outside of northern Quebec, there is little evidence to confirm reports of nesting by Canada Geese in Arctic habitats of North America, but they nest regularly in the Arctic tundra of West Greenland, from about 62[degrees]N to as far north as 76.96[degrees]N, 71.11[degrees]W.
Nesting by Canada Geese on Baffin Island, Nunavut