(as) bent as a nine-bob note

(as) bent as a nine-bob note

1. Completely and obviously false, fake, or illegitimate; not genuine or authentic in the slightest. ("Bob" was an informal word for a shilling prior to decimalization in 1971. There has never been a nine-shilling note in circulation in the UK.) Primarily heard in UK. The guy said he was selling Rolexes, but this thing is bent as a nine-bob note. The politician's hammed-up, teary-eyed speech was as bent as a nine-bob note, if you ask me.
2. Completely or blatantly not heterosexual or cisgender. Offensive when used pejoratively. Primarily heard in UK. Honey, I'm as bent as a nine-bob note and proud of it.
See also: bent, note
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • bob
  • dill
  • ninebob
  • phonier than a three-dollar bill
  • (as) queer as a nine-bob note
  • queerer than a three-dollar bill
  • (as) phony as a three-dollar bill
  • as phony as a three-dollar bill
  • phony
  • phony as a three-dollar bill