Tell me another one!

tell me another one

A sarcastic comment said when one does not believe or is skeptical of what someone is telling them. The expression treats what was said as a joke, i.e., it was so untrue or unlikely that it was funny. You're actually going to be on time tonight? Oh, sure, tell me another one! A: "I was at the library, I swear!" B: "Yeah, right, tell me another one."
See also: another, one, tell
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

Tell me another (one)!

exclam. Tell me another fairy tale!; That was a lie. Tell me another just as good! You a stockbroker? Tell me another one!
See also: another, tell
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • tell me another
  • tell me another one
  • Tell me another!
  • sucks to be you
  • let's not and say (that) we did
  • You call this (something)?
  • (hardy) har har
  • promises, promises
  • not going to win any beauty contests
  • sarcasm is the lowest form of wit