DARREN STRONG will be out to prove he is no
sleeping policeman as Buckie Thistle try to stir their season.
HIGHLAND & MINOR FIXTURES
From Wrexham, the Sandstone Brewery's
Sleeping Policeman ale will be on offer, while from the Facer's Brewery in Flint comes Dave's Hoppy Beer.
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Under 12 Division 3 Ossett Albion 2 Hepworth Utd B 2 THE pitch might have been shaped like a
sleeping policeman, but there was nothing lethargic about this game.
Hepworth really mean business; Football
"Instead of a continuous '
sleeping policeman' there are three steep speed humps.
South City News: Bumpy ride for speed 'calming' EDGBASTON: Avoiding humps will lead to head-on crashes, resident warns
A
sleeping policeman and PC Nod caught having 40 winks
The Fuzzzz
There is the angled cushion which is stouter than the average
sleeping policeman. They slump across the road at an angle, forcing drivers to swerve as well as risking the exhaust pipe on the bump itself.
Tony Sharps' columnn
But this time the
sleeping policeman woke up and entertainingly arranged for the culprit to get his legs broken.
Hot Telly: STAR STRUCK ON HIMSELF
If you went over a
sleeping policeman, you ended up in the back.
The Morris dance; How Sophie's car travelled 103,000 miles from John Rix-Page of Gloucestershire to Lesley Wheeler in Essex
Nigel was also in a hurry to get home from work - in Blackpool - when he drove too fast over
sleeping policeman bumps.
MAIL ON MONEY; It's ruff justice
But what should Rosie do if she comes across a
sleeping policeman? Why, wake him up of course.
WHAT A 2012 FOR
She agreed at that time that the traffic using Mynachdy Road and Llantarnam Road as a cut-through to Western Avenue was a danger and that we needed a
sleeping policeman, also the potholes should be dealt with as soon as possible.
Letter: Viewpoints - You've had your chance
According to research by online car-buying guide NEWCARNET.co.uk, 87 per cent of drivers said they would gladly see all versions of the '
sleeping policeman' put to sleep permanently.
motors: Sleeping policemen giving us the hump
But the saga of the
sleeping policeman has taken a further twist.
HUMPS-A-DAISY!