piss

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piss (oneself)

rude slang
1. Literally, to urinate while wearing one's clothing. I had to go to the bathroom so bad that I had nearly pissed myself by the time I made it home.
2. To laugh hysterically or uncontrollably. Raj's new boyfriend is hilarious. We were pissing ourselves through the whole lunch! I was pissing myself laughing at that comedy gig last night.
3. To be absolutely petrified with terror; to be scared out of one's wits. I was pissing myself when that huge burly guy started threatening me and my girlfriend.
See also: piss
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

piss

1. in. to urinate. (Colloquial. Usually objectionable. Some expressions, such as pissed off, are common colloquial with wide but not universal use or acceptance. Other expressions with piss are more restricted in some circles. See the complete list of all entries with piss in the Index of Hidden Key Words.) Who pissed on the floor of the john?
2. n. urine. (Usually objectionable.) You got piss on your pants leg.
3. n. bad beer; bad liquor; any bad-tasting or poor-quality liquid. (Usually objectionable.) How about another can of that piss you serve here?
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See:
  • a piece of piss
  • all piss and wind
  • be (out) on the piss
  • be full of piss and vinegar
  • be on the piss
  • be pissing in(to) the wind
  • couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery
  • don't have a pot to piss in
  • don't have a pot to piss in (or a window to throw it out of)
  • full of piss and vinegar
  • go piss up a rope
  • it's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock
  • not have a pot to piss in
  • panther piss
  • piece of piss
  • piss
  • piss (one's) pants
  • piss (oneself)
  • piss (oneself) laughing
  • piss about
  • piss and moan
  • piss and vinegar
  • piss around
  • piss away
  • piss blood
  • piss cutter
  • piss down
  • piss elegant
  • piss factory
  • piss in (one's) pocket
  • piss in (someone's) Cheerios
  • piss in (someone's) Corn Flakes
  • piss in someone's pocket
  • piss in the wind
  • piss in(to) the wind
  • piss it down
  • piss like a racehorse
  • piss money up the wall
  • piss off
  • piss on (one's) party
  • piss on (someone or something)
  • piss on (someone's) bonfire
  • piss on (someone's) chips
  • piss on ice
  • piss on it
  • Piss on it!
  • piss on someone/something
  • piss or get off the can
  • piss or get off the pot
  • piss quiz
  • piss someone off
  • piss something away
  • piss test
  • piss up
  • piss up a rope
  • piss yourself
  • pissant
  • piss-ant
  • piss-artist
  • piss-cutter
  • piss-elegant
  • pissing
  • pissing contest
  • pissing match
  • pissing-match
  • piss-poor
  • piss-up
  • piss-whiz
  • pot to pee/piss in, not have a
  • rain like a cow pissing on a flat rock
  • shit or get off the pot
  • take a leak
  • take a piss
  • take the piss
  • take the piss (out of) (someone or something)
  • take the piss out of
  • take the piss out of someone
  • territorial pissing
References in periodicals archive
Kudos to women in Canada, in Kuwait, everywhere, who are willing to piss people off.
Dicking around on equality
Sheikh Salem said he had advised the PISS to enforce a package of key supervisory rules, particularly related to governance, implementation of hazards' system, mechanisms to enhance internal supervision, urging it to hastily press ahead with such necessary reforms.
Finance Minister vows to press ahead with reforms
Carlin: It's all right for one guy to say, "why are you pissed off at me?" But the other guy cannot say, "Well, because you pissed on me." That's not allowed.
George Carlin
has rotted: so I was thinking yesterday of ROTTEN PISS: imagine, rotten piss: even
Free one, get one by
PISS which saw its ledger investment dropping to KD 1.8 billion during the
Kuwait''s PISS makes up for ledger losses, investments up to KD 15.9 bln
Johnny Vegas spun his speech out for so long that he made the transition from amusingly drunk to pathetically pissed. Badly Drawn Boy was a rambling porker in a woolly hat, although it wasn't cold in there.
Tony Parsons Column: GQ Men Of The Year Awards
Recent findings by Loyola University Chicago researchers, however, may just change the power of piss from placebo to scientifically-approved, after discovering bacteria-killing viruses called 'phages' present in women's bladders.
Bacteria-killing viruses present in women's bladders, says study
And immediately after shaking their hands, throw a warm glass of piss in their faces.
How to not go pro
In Calame's work it doesn't matter what the substance of the original stain was: Dog urine, motor oil, bird poop, cat piss, and blood simply become patterns to be filled in by any color of paint at all.
INGRID CALAME
"They may be drinking their own piss," he says., "but they're still pissing defiant."
On the road with the Zapatistas
"I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off the homophobes."
Rants & raves
Same story at a women's service magazine: You can't go around and completely piss off and trash Philip Morris without wondering what's going to happen to your Kraft/General Foods [accounts]." Bishofsky's research involved a confidential survey asking magazines if they would accept a hypothetical ad.
Tobacco smokescreen
And the cover amply illustrates that piss comes into the equation.
LETTERS
His flash art makes you want to go get drunk and wake up with five new pieces of good things that would piss your mom off: skulls, spider webs, snakes, Grim Reapers, and bongs.
"Fat" Chris Adams
One of my favorite features of the lot is that it has a nice little wall that runs along the side of it and it makes a great place to piss because it's blocked from the main road.
Skatepark parking lot review: installment 1: skatepark of Austin