no chance

no chance

That is completely impossible or incredibly unlikely; that cannot be done. Said as a reply to a request or question. A: "I need the keys into the storage closet." B: "No chance. I'm under strict orders not to lend them to anyone until we figure out who's been stealing supplies." A: "Do you think the US will ever win the World Cup?" B: "No chance. If the country as a whole doesn't care about soccer, how will they ever have a team that could win the world championship?"
See also: chance, no
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

(there is) no chance

There is no chance that something will happen. (No chance is informal.) Tom: Do you think that some little country like that will actually attack England? John: There's no chance. Bill: No chance you can lend me a few bucks, is there? Bill: Nope. No chance.
See also: chance, no
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.

ˈno chance

(spoken) there is no possibility of that: ‘Will he do it, do you think?’ ‘No chance!’
See also: chance, no
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary
See also:
  • have no chance in hell
  • not have a prayer
  • Buckley's and Nunn('s)
  • not have a (snowball's) chance in hell
  • not have a snowball's chance in hell
  • not have a snowball's chance in hell and not a hope in hell
  • be the day hell freezes over
  • like nailing Jell-O to the wall
  • like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall
  • (as) fast as greased lightning