living impaired

living impaired

Dead. (Pseudo-politically correct slang used for humorous effect.) The boss has ordered a hit on the stool pigeon, so make sure he's living impaired by the end of the day.
See also: impaired, living
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • for a living
  • in living memory
  • in/within living memory
  • matter of opinion
  • matter of opinion, a
  • a far cry from (something)
  • a far cry from something
  • far cry
  • far cry from
  • far cry from, a
References in periodicals archive
If the horse is dead, painting its toenails or calling it "living impaired" is not going to bring it back to life.
PPACA: 'dead horse strategies' abound
In the world of Dead Rising 2, there's an activist organization known as CURE that pushes for the humane treatment of the living impaired. If only CURE realized just how much fun it can be to maim, behead, or otherwise massacre hordes of brain-craving zombies.
Deadrising 2
Among the definitions that caught my eye were: Dead: living impaired; drunk: spatially perplexed; failure: non-traditional success; ignorant: factually unencumbered; lazy: motivationally dispossessed; and messy: differently organised (I have a daughter like that).
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