if there's grass on the field, play ball
if there's grass on the field, play ball
vulgar slang Once one has pubic hair, it is acceptable to engage in sexual activity with that person.
See also: ball, grass, if, on, play
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
- if there's grass on the pitch, play ball
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