can’t find one’s butt with both hands

can't find (one's) butt with both hands

rude slang Cannot do the simplest task. Please don't put Randy on the construction team—that guy can't find his butt with both hands!
See also: both, butt, find, hand
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

can’t find one’s butt with both hands

verb
See can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad daylight
See also: both, butt, find, hand
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • can't find (one's) butt with both hands
  • can't find butt with both hands
  • can't find (one's) butt with both hands in broad daylight
  • can’t find one’s butt with both hands in broad daylight
  • get your butt over here
  • Get your butt over here!
  • butt in
  • (one's) butt is on the line
  • clip a butt
  • butt