can't remember a fucking thing

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can't remember a fucking thing

rude slang Has difficulty remembering anything; forgets a lot of things. Geez, I can't remember a fucking thing these days! I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday!
See also: fucking, remember, thing
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

can’t remember a fucking thing

and CRAFT
phr. & comp. abb. a phrase said when one’s memory fails. (Usually objectionable.) Gee, I’m getting old. CRAFT. What’s your name, again? I can’t remember a fucking thing!
See also: fucking, remember, thing
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • craft
  • JADIFP
  • JAFDIP
  • guzzery