crosseyed

cross-eyed drunk

Extremely drunk. Do you remember last night at the bar at all? You were cross-eyed drunk!
See also: drunk

look at (one) cross-eyed

To glance at one in a threatening, insolent, or contemptuous manner. Usually used hypothetically. You're on thin ice, Jim—from here on out, if you so much as look at me cross-eyed, I'll have you fired so fast it will make your head spin.
See also: look
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

cross-eyed (drunk)

mod. alcohol intoxicated. He sat on the bar stool, cross-eyed and crying.
See also: drunk
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • cross-eyed drunk
  • funky-drunk
  • corkscrew
  • glazed drunk
  • crump
  • get stupid drunk
  • howling drunk
  • boozy
  • pifficated
  • stinking drunk
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It crossed my mind, 2000, shows a woman slowly moving one raised finger toward her nose in order to look crosseyed; as the finger approaches her nose, her face comes into focus, only to go out of focus again as the camera pans away to a purple SUV.