cream your jeans

cream (one's) jeans

1. vulgar slang Literally, to experience an orgasm in one's pants.
2. vulgar slang To be or become very sexually aroused. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off.
3. vulgar slang By extension, to be overcome by excitement or delight. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream your jeans. It's just a candy bar. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.
See also: cream, jean
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

cream your jeans

experience strong emotions of delight and excitement. informal
The expression is based on the idea of sexual excitement so overwhelmingly strong as to cause inadvertent emissions.
See also: cream, jean
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary
See also:
  • cream
  • cream (one's) jeans
  • cream jeans
  • cream one’s jeans
  • jean
  • cream one’s pants
  • cream (one's) pants
  • whank off
  • pecker slap
References in periodicals archive
I am going to be so good tonight," Baldwin said, starting the show. "I am going to be so calm and so presidential that all of you watching are going to cream your jeans."
Alec Baldwin Returns To SNL With Presidential Debate Parody