You call this (something)?

You call this (something)?

A sarcastic response used to indicate that one does not believe that something meets the criteria to be considered a particular thing or status. A: "And this is your office." B: "You call this an office? This is a broom closet with a desk in it!" You call this medium rare? This steak is so well done it's basically burnt in the middle!
See also: call, this
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • (hardy) har har
  • tell me something I don't know
  • not going to win any beauty contests
  • cool story, bro
  • tell me another
  • tell me another one
  • Tell me another one!
  • Tell me another!
  • promises, promises
  • What do you want, a medal?