LOOK out Barbie - the
Trailer Trash Dolls are coming to town.
Make mine a double.. I'm drinking for two; TRAILER TRASH DOLLS SET TO CREATE A STINK WITH THEIR FILTHY MOUTHS
19 The less than classy Christina Aguilera says your engagement ring looks like it came from shopping channel QVC - and she brands you
trailer trash.
20 SIGNS THAT SHOW YOUR'RE TURNING INTO TRAILER TRASH
CELEBRITY CARAVANS Continuing the
trailer trash theme, actress Minnie Driver has revealed she lives in a mobile home when she's Stateside.
Your Life: LIP SERVICE: Loving it.
And don't bother putting on shoes while you pick them.Instead of sealing your engagement with a romantic kiss, you and your man go for matching tattoos.The less than classy Christina Aguilera says your engagement ring looks like it came from shopping channel QVC - and she brands you
trailer trash.Your 13-year-old sister has more class than you.
Twenty signs that show you're turning into..TRAILER TRASH
The singer showed the true meaning of
Trailer Trash when she left the spiritual gathering wearing a fluorescent orange Adidas tracksuit and an equally bright Von Dutch baseball cap.
The Razz: You're on the wrong track now
She's not
trailer trash, but she sure acts that way."
3am: Battle between Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears
He plays a white
trailer trash guy called Jimmy from Detroit who hangs with the brothers, nicks their attitude and raps and becomes a megastar.
Must be scene
POP babe Christina Aguilera launched a stinging attack on her pop rival Britney Spears yesterday- accusing her of acting like "
trailer trash".
Christina's cheap dig
With wild eyes, pen marks on her legs and over-inflated chest tucked into a
trailer trash bra, the words fright night spring to mind.
3am: PAMELA Anderson
This time it's hip-hop multi-millionaire Eminem who wants to return to his
trailer trash roots.
3am: Eminem
"Americans come home to ethnically balanced, sincerity-injected newscasting teams, real-life Barbie and Ken dolls promising visible results for only three payments of $29.95, adverts for hospitals with acceptable credit cards flashing at the bottom of the screen, toupeed politicians trying to buy your vote,
trailer trash women yanking each other's hair out as the audience bays for blood, MTV documentaries on Fleetwood Mac and repeats of 80s sitcoms starring kids with braces and feather cuts, while British TV bosses are arguing about how quickly and cheaply we should copy them."
BRIAN READE'S COLUMN: TELLY TRUTH