be touching cloth

be touching cloth

vulgar slang To have a very urgent or desperate need to defecate. (Refers jokingly to one's feces protruding into one's underpants.) Boy, it's a good thing we got home when we did—I was touching cloth on the way here!
See also: cloth, touching
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • touching
  • be touching cotton
  • pinch one out
  • go to the lavatory
  • answer nature's call
  • take the cloth
  • cut (one's) coat to suit (one's) cloth
  • crap
  • crapped