"When I took the part of
whatshername, honestly, it was probably the best thing I've done.
Shreks factor; REALITY STAR AMELIA LILY TO STAR AS PRINCESS FIONA IN FAIRY TALE MUSICAL
After Noel, H from Steps, Charlotte the Survivor and hairdressing Helen
whatshername from Big Brother, surely the law of averages states some spotty oik from the Home Counties is going to carry off the top prize.
Famous for 15 minutes. . .; They hit the headlines this week - but will they ever be seen again. . . ?
Being told to pull his socks up (at least on one leg) by member of the Royal Family who looks like being an improvement on Fergie and Sophie
whatshername.
An idiot's guide to jump racing's great and good
Outside, mist and drizzle envelop neighboring skyscrapers, and in conversational pauses I can't help but flash on images of King Kong dragging
whatshername to the top of the Empire State Building.
Gorillas in the Crossfire
Less emotionally engaging but visually striking, Claire Carter's
Whatshername also recalls the playground.
Eeerie power of the girlie; Girl New Art Gallery, Walsall
Why don't you ask your friend
whatshername - the blonde one with the long legs and the big breasts - if she'd like to join us?
HOW TO GET THE SEX YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED; People columnist Dr Vernon Coleman reveals all you need to know - and do - to put the spark back into your love life..
Sandy: "They always do up
whatshername. What's her name?"
Celebrity R2 detour
The fact that Johnny's on-off girlfriend is called
Whatshername epitomises this, but former X Factor finalist Amelia Lily makes spirited work of the limited part.
Amelia shows she's no idiot with her West End debut
We were on Gary's side, flouncing to the kitchen in comradeship with him walking off when, um,
whatshername, was kicked out in week one in favour of Rylan.
IT'S BEEN SHAMAZING; It's nearly over. And we will miss it. Apart from Maloney, who we have booked to do a turn on a cruise ship in Malta for the next 10 years. Here are our best bits of this year's X Factor
"When I fell in love with
whatshername it was because of that nose and those eyes, it was the imperfections."
I'm a celeb get it out of rear; I'M A CELEBRITY LATEST FROM AUSSIE JUNGLE JASON'S BUMMY BUG
We have to remember that our roads are now decided in England by a Scottish woman MP, Helen
Whatshername, who was turned down by Donald Dewar for a job in his administration for not being good enough.
Letters Flying the flag for real regions
Following touring with Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Amelia Lily is set to make her West End debut as
Whatshername in American Idiot.
TEESSIDE QUIZ; The 2016 British Cycling National Road Championships will be coming to which Teesside high street for the first time next June? Below, what's the event?
Run Monday, C4 She used to be
whatshername. The comedy stooge to David Mitchell on Peep Show, and Bev in those insanely irritating "Bev?
Watchit; A week on the box with Saturday's Paul English
THOSE Americans won't forget Cheryl
whatshername in a hurry.
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Amelia has landed the role of
Whatshername in American Idiot - the Tony Award-winning musical featuring the music of American rock band and latest Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees Green Day.
Future looking rosy as Amelia swaps Technicolor coat for Green Day