(well,) butter my butt and call me a biscuit

(well,) butter my butt and call me a biscuit

colloquial An expression of surprise. Primarily heard in US. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit—I haven't seen you in ages! A: "It turns out that lottery ticket I bought for you won $200." B: "Really? Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
See also: and, biscuit, butt, butter, call
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • gripes one’s butt
  • forgeddaboudit
  • forgeddaboutit
  • fuggedaboudit
  • fuggedaboutit
  • gotcha
  • playa
  • nome
  • Nome sane?
  • Nome sayin'?