Small in stature Sir Norman, who was knighted in 2000, once said: "I still regard myself as a
short-arse who's been lucky, although I've worked for it."
Ninety years of Wisdom
People made fun of him,' noted Gabrielle, 'and called him
short-arse. But he didn't give a damn.
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"Nine foot what are you, Charlie?" I inquired, but was corrected by the man is question, who revealed that he is actually a mere
short-arse at 6ft 6in.
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For seventy-odd years I've been trying in vain to find the up side of being a
short-arse. Now I know.
Who let the twit loose on GOW! I want lots more gusset slippage
Paul Dickov had the lone duties for too long and he admitted: "We were playing 4-5-1 with a little
short-arse up front.
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She made me feel a right
short-arse, rather overweight, and made me wish I really hadn't picked that spot.
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(The
short-arse who plays Ricky was conspicuous by his absence.)
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I'm 5ft 6in and have enjoyed being the
short-arse in my peer group.
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So, it's not because he's a weedy
short-arse, then?
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