Or to stick our
shnoz in a woolly mammoth carcass to see if it's past its sell-by date.
First things first... 'Can you smell that? What's that smell? Is that you? It's not me is it? What IS it?
The whole earth is a splayed carcass exposed to plain sight." Another time, in a moment of weakness, I asked him amid the bedlam of the beit midrash, "Fonfen ...?" meaning, "So, Yahoodie, did God make me?" But I was overheard by Reb Gargl, our treble-chinned melammed with his knockwurst
shnoz, his ritual garment stained with borscht or blood, who was also a seasoned interpreter of my hobbled speech.
The Ballad of Mushie Momzer
It's the looong big shnoz me look chubbier If it's a woman, I am flattered, because they always say it with such affection.
It's the curly hair, the looong face and the big shnoz that make me look like SJP's chubbier sister.
First things first..