shitfaced

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shitfaced

rude slang Extremely drunk. I just can't go out and get shitfaced like I used to when I was in college. She was so shitfaced by the end of the night that she could barely stand up straight.
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

shit-faced

and shitty
mod. alcohol intoxicated. (see also poopied, SF.) I’m shit-faced, and I know it.
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • skunk-drunk
  • stinking drunk
  • cross-eyed drunk
  • crosseyed
  • screaming drunk
  • get stupid drunk
  • screech
  • screeching
  • screeching drunk
  • howling drunk
References in periodicals archive
Instead of "organized crime lord," Blair explains, you have "colorful racing identity"; editors expect readers to understand that a "tired and emotional" celebrity was actually "shitfaced drunk."
Sometimes I get the urge to chug a couple of boilermakers while chain-smoking, then burn the house down, drive the car backward along the railroad tracks to the Town Lounge, slam-dunk a fuckload of martini's, and dance shitfaced on the top of the bar until I'm dragged out and thrown in the fountain to sink to the bottom like a smashed penny among drowned wishes.
I answered by imitating Ryan in his shitfaced state, crying that he wanted to put "Madeleine," his wife's name on his arm.
"I'd got shitfaced the night before and I couldn't do my job properly.
Among the supporting cast, Rispoli's loud-mouthed knucklehead is pretty hard to take, but Ferris' tough gal is particular delight, and she delivers with particular relish one of the script's best lines in her Irish brogue when asked what she intends to do at an important character's wake: "Let's go pray and get shitfaced."
Whatever, this story's long: Wasted, shitfaced at some chick's family's house for Superbowl Sunday.