sold cober

sold cober

A humorous misstatement of the expression "cold sober," intended to sound like it was pronounced by a drunk person. The phrase is often used to imply that one is or was not sober. Hey, I'm sold cober. I could totally drive us home—I just don't feel like it right now! What do you mean I was out of line? Why, I was sold cober and acted like a perfect gentleman!
See also: sold
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

sold cober

(ˈsold ˈkobɚ)
mod. sober. (A deliberate spoonerism on cold sober. Similar to jober as a sudge.) What do you mean drunk? Why, I’m sold cober.
See also: sold
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • (as) jober as a sudge
  • as jober as a sudge
  • jober
  • jober as a sudge
  • sudge
  • cold sober
  • gottle of geer
  • you can't spell (something) without (something else)
  • this just in
  • just another day in paradise