THEY'RE wild, they're wicked and they're going to
scare the pants off you.
WRESTLE MANIA!
But, let's face it, Boro without Alen Boksic do not
scare the pants off any defence.
Football: Rampant Reds to end Bolton honeymoon
Turn in Maria - or give her lessons in how to really
scare the pants off someone?
What a week for; We love EASTER SOAPS
Tuesday Wednesday THE DARK BBC1, 11.55PM It may not
scare the pants off people in the same way as The Ring or The Grudge, but this atmospheric horror flick is very much in the same mould and is perfect late night viewing on a winter's night.
Films of the day; What's on the small screen this week
The Swedish car makers have always been considered a bit of an outsider in an executive market dominated by Audi, Mercedes and BMW but I have just driven a Volvo that would
scare the pants off their German rivals.
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Join us on the 30th October for Family Fright Night (open till 9pm) - guaranteed to
scare the pants off the whole family, with exclusive adult (16+) scare zones, live music and fancy dress family disco !
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They
scare the pants off everyone in the Championship and I cannot see them being halted.
Flying Magpies will Nott bow to anyone; Dogged United on their way back to top flight:
It would make us far more confident and
scare the pants off any opposition.
Great to see the Reds show fight; Gerrard in middle is vital
He's doing what he's best at in this new series, which may well
scare the pants off you but looks certain to make an impact on the crime figures.
Nick back on the beat; Documentary
He's also regarded as a bit of a loose cannon and his maverick style would probably
scare the pants off many at the WRU.
Moment of truth for WRU as Jenkins has his hearing
But United's summer spending power will still
scare the pants off the rest of the Premiership - even if Europe's giants aren't shivering in fear.
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Danny Dichio up front would be enough to
scare the pants off most non-Premiership defences.
Smith confident in giant keeper
Rich in colour, gloriously photographed and oozing true charm, it has everything a family film should boast - even if the flying monkeys may
scare the pants off anybody still in single digits.
The Wizard of Oz (Sunday, Five, 3pm)
The Eye Sky Screen 2, 11.15pm ANY Oriental horror movies are going to
scare the pants off you, so remaking them with someone as gorgeous as Jessica Alba is a handy defence mechanism against the terrors in store.
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