ride the porcelain pony
ride the porcelain pony
slang To sit down on and use a toilet, especially when one has diarrhea. Something didn't agree with me at dinner, because I've been riding the porcelain pony on and off for the last few hours. Please don't be on your phone while you're riding the porcelain pony—that's a good way to spread germs around the whole house!
See also: pony, porcelain, ride
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
- library
- ride the porcelain bus
- praise the porcelain god
- pray to the enamel god
- pray to the porcelain god
- enamel
- flusher
- flushers
- in the toilet
- hug the throne