boar

(as) crazy as a peach-orchard boar

Insane or eccentric. Often used jocularly. Don't leave me alone with Uncle Stu, he's crazy as a peach-orchard boar!
See also: boar, crazy

(as) useless as tits on a boar hog

vulgar slang Ineffectual; pointless. Hey, thanks for the broken wrench—it's as useless as tits on a boar hog.
See also: boar, hog, on, tit, useless

(as) worthless as tits on a boar (hog)

vulgar slang Utterly ineffectual, worthless, or unnecessary. Hey, thanks for the broken wrench—it's as worthless as tits on a boar hog. I know next to nothing about computers, so I'd be worthless as tits on a boar trying to figure out what's wrong with your laptop.
See also: boar, on, tit

crazy as a betsy bug

Insane. Don't leave me alone with Uncle Stu, he's crazy as a betsy bug!
See also: betsy, bug, crazy

tits on a boar hog

vulgar slang A phrase used to emphasize that something is unnecessary or unhelpful. Hey, thanks for the broken wrench—it's about as useful as tits on a boar hog. Her advice is always useless as tits on a boar hog—don't pay her any attention.
See also: boar, hog, on, tit
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

*crazy as a betsy bug

 and *crazy as a peach-orchard boar; *crazy as a loon
Rur. acting as if insane. (*Also: as ~.) Tom: Susan says she's really the Queen of England. Bill: She's crazy as a betsy bug. Jill: David's a little eccentric, isn't he? Jane: Crazy as a loon, I'd say. What's wrong with Jim? He's acting as crazy as a peach-orchard boar.
See also: betsy, bug, crazy
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.
See also:
  • orchard
  • peach
  • (as) crazy as a peach-orchard boar
  • crazy as a bedbug
  • (as) crazy as a bedbug
  • crazy as a loon
  • bedbug
  • loon
  • crazy in the head
  • crazy as a betsy bug
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French farmers battle against the odds to hinder wild boars
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While no case has yet been detected in Germany's wild boar population, the spread of the disease in eastern Europe is causing immense concern in Germany, whose pork industry has seen huge growth in exports to countries including China.
Germany gives free rein to boar hunters to contain swine fever risk
A viral video showing a gigantic boar standing on its hind legs, scrambling a garbage bin for something to eat sparked concerns as the incident took place near a Hong Kong school.
Massive Feral Boar Scrambling Garbage Bin Sparks Concern
A HUGE wild boar has bitten off the tip of a man's finger as he walked his dog in woodland.
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