occifer

occifer

slang A humorous mispronunciation of "officer" (as in "police officer"), used especially to suggest the speaker is inebriated. A: "No, occifer, I swear I haven't been drinking at all tonight!" B: "Sir, you can't even stand up straight."

ossifer

slang A humorous mispronunciation of "officer" (as in "police officer"), used especially to suggest that the speaker is inebriated. A: "No, ossifer, I swear I haven't been drinking at all tonight!" B: "Sir, you can't even stand up straight."
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

ossifer

and occifer (ˈɑsəfɚ)
n. a police officer. (Also an ill-advised term of address.) Ask the occifer there if he wants to step outside and discuss it.

occifer

verb
See ossifer
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • ossifer
  • pafisticated
  • partay
  • toot sweet
  • tout
  • lubricated
  • swear down
  • ekcetera
  • excetera
  • lost in the sauce
References in periodicals archive
Get pulled over by the police in Hendre, ``Does sir realise that he has a pheasant smeared all over his BMW?'' ``Actually, occifer; it's not my BMW'' ``Really?
The stink of Blue Stratos hits the occifer's olfactory nerve like an bucket of alcoholic slew, ``Has sir been drinking?''
adam WALTON: Don't worry dear, I'll look after the kids