diddly

diddly

Nothing; anything at all (when used in negative statements). I have to admit that I know diddly when it comes to computers. Unless you give me something in writing, that promise isn't worth diddly.

diddly-shit

1. noun, rude slang Nothing; anything at all (when used in negative statements). I have to admit that I know diddly-shit when it comes to computers. Unless you give me something in writing, that promise isn't worth diddly-shit.
2. noun, rude slang Useless. Ugh, this diddly-shit printer has stopped working again, and I have a paper to print!

diddly-squat

Nothing; anything at all (when used in negative statements). I have to admit that I know diddly-squat when it comes to computers. Unless you give me something in writing, that promise isn't worth diddly-squat.

not mean diddly

To not mean or be worth anything at all. I don't understand the first thing about computers, so these instructions don't mean diddly to me. Unless you give me something in writing, the promise of a pay raise doesn't mean diddly.
See also: diddly, mean, not
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

not mean diddly

AMERICAN, INFORMAL
If something does not mean diddly, it is completely unimportant. I have been playing this game for a long time and I know that one shot doesn't mean diddly.
See also: diddly, mean, not
Collins COBUILD Idioms Dictionary, 3rd ed.

ˈdiddly

,

ˌdiddly-ˈsquat

(American English, informal) (often used in negative sentences) not anything; nothing: I don’t know what’s wrong with him — he tells me diddly-squat. She doesn’t know diddly about it (= she doesn’t know anything).
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

diddly-shit

and doodly-shit
1. n. anything at all. (Usually in the negative. Usually objectionable.) I don’t give a diddly-shit what you do!
2. mod. virtually worthless; useless. (Usually objectionable.) I’m gonna take this diddly-shit watch back to the store and get my money back.

diddly-squat

and (doodly-)squat (ˈdɪdliskwɑt and ˈdudliskwɑt)
n. nothing. (Folksy. Originally black or southern.) This contract isn’t worth diddly-squat.
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • diddly-squat
  • doodly
  • doodly-squat
  • not mean diddly
  • admit of
  • admit of (something)
  • own up (to), to
  • give someone or something best
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Though it's hard to imagine a Flanders-free diddly at this point, the word has a history going back to at least 1964, according to the Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang, with diddly apparently evolving from words like diddly-shit and diddly-squat.
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In Da Blues, Byrd works with variations on two movement phrases to tell a story of post slavery oppression, set to the music of Driftin' Slim, Little Walter, and Bo Diddly. The sections "I'm Hunting Somebody," "Mellow Down Easy," and "Standing Around Crying" give different parts of the story, each with characteristic gestures, bringing out the personalities of individual dancers.
Spectrum Dance Theater
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But they didn't know diddly about plate tectonics or divergent faults.
Fear not
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Writing in his Best magazine column, Tony also revealed Simon takes a private jet to Barbados - so he can take his pet dogs Squiddly and Diddly.
Cowell's Christmas supper
I don't know any other way to be" Actress and singer Myleene Klass, above "One of the reasons why a pretty dreadful Conservative Government is getting away with things at the moment is because they have the most shambolic and ineffective official opposition in living memory under Jeremy Corbyn" Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron "The Prime Minister asked the EU for reform and got two-thirds of diddly squat.
THEY SAID WHAT?
3 He owns two Yorkshire terriers, called Squiddly and Diddly.
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