numbnuts

How often did you want to tell numbnuts on the street just what you thought about him and the horse he rode in on?

Steady's a gifted comedian, but trapped inside someone else's dialogue (the most Wildean ben roots are referring to another character as 'numbnuts') his funny, self-reliant persona is muted for the sake of forced conflict.

Cockney,chief of the Chelsea Numbnuts, can directly contact his counterpart with Wool E.

If you see the numbnuts next to you lobbing a coin, or hurling racist abuse, or spitting on someone, don't turn a blind eye.

Certainly, all the commentators of A Hard Winter have pointed out the references to the story of Hamlet, from the name Lehameau, which is its literal translation (as Jacques l'Aumone in The Skin of Dreams is transformed into James Charity) to the scene of the gravediggers in which Yorick is Ducouillon (in English, the name could be rendered as "Numbnuts"), and including Monsieur Frederic, vaguely Polonius, and Miss Helena Weeds, vaguely Ophelia, who disappears into the liquid element, a specter.

A build by Amsterdam-based Numbnuts MC and watchmaker TW Steel, it's based on a Yamaha XV950.

This in-built hostility towards outsiders does not ordinarily extend much further west than Yoker so it would be highly unusual if Lennon's Lurgan roots were the issue for these numbnuts who disgraced themselves and their club at the weekend.

I can speak with authority about numbnuts, drunks and under-achievers.

Pub: The Turbinia, Walkerdene, Newcastle Question Master: Mark Day and Time of Quiz: 8pm Wednesday Price: pounds 1 per person Prize Money: First and second received cash prizes Food: Roast potatoes and sandwiches Participating age groups: Wide range Star Rating: 7/10 Number of Teams: Seven Marking System: Marked by the host Most unusual name: Numbnuts Quiz Format Round 1: Picture round.

And Zone,as in this is where it is numbnuts, so if you want to have a squawk then move along.

But after they've got beaten by some numbnuts who's doing the films of Jennifer Aniston you can see this look on their face which says they really wish they hadn't bothered.

Depressingly, this is as close as some numbnuts come to exercising their democratic rights.

And who but a numbnuts of the first order could live through the Northern Rock crisis - seeing blame apportioned, business models criticised and the very fabric of modern society fraying at the edges - and want to just point out that all those idiots queuing outside branches to get their money a few months back should have just gone to the nearest cashpoint?

Surely if you're good enough you're English enough, a strategy pioneered by our national cricket side and slavishly followed by our rugby union numbnuts. Arteta could offer England what we're lacking - creativity, guile, and a beautiful Wag who isn't semi-orange.

(And maybe it's me, perhaps I'm being too squeamish, but a website that bills itself as a "user's guide to Britain's peasant underclass" makes me think we've somehow sleepwalked back to 1983 and all become the sort of Young Conservative numbnuts who used to laugh at the unemployed.) And that Vicky Pollard from Little Britain, she's hilarious when she says "yeah but no but yeah but ", isn't she?