pissing-match

pissing match

rude slang A useless or trivial argument, competition, or comparison. Whenever Jeff and Tim hang out, they always get into this pissing match about who's the bigger sci-fi fanatic. If you two are quite finished with your little pissing match, do you think we might get back to work now?
See also: match, piss
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

pissing-match

n. an argument; a pointless competition. (Usually objectionable.) Let’s call a halt to this pissing-match and get to work.
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • pissing match
  • pissing contest
  • pissing
  • piss about
  • PMSL
  • piss (oneself) laughing
  • it's raining harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock
  • piss blood
  • piss down
  • piss it down