no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney

no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney

It does not matter how finely you try to articulate or argue this point, it is still false, nonsense, or foolishness. Jim: "But you see, redistributing the wealth of the country by introducing scaled tax increases will benefit everyone!" Susan: "Jim, no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney: tax hikes will hurt everyone, period."
See also: baloney, how, matter, no, slice, still, thin
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • flamdoodle
  • horsefeathers
  • Horsefeathers!
  • fadoodle
  • fuckery
  • gabber
  • gibber
  • gibber-gabber
  • jibber-jabber
  • stuff and nonsense