If this is the state of affairs in 2012,
Lord only knows where we will be in 70 years time.
Moral decay is crippling our country
Lord only knows where they got all the women's clothes.
Top turns add spark to dark Dickens; WHAT'S ON: Theatre Review
Lord only knows what his children will do when it comes to crossing a road by themselves with the example he's setting.
Cross about road crossers; SUNDAY SHOUT
Lord only knows what was going through Berahino's mind when Dawson picked him out with a delightful cross.
WHAT WE LEARNED PAUL SUART
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Lord only knows what nutters they'd bring into my home!" Angela Pitcher TOP TREND: An eight-foot gnome criticised for looking "hideous" by local university students has been stolen from Durham Castle grounds.
TOON TRENDS
Also
Lord only knows what he would make of the pornographic magazines displayed on the shelves of WH Smith.
STRAIGHT TO THE point
And probably the
Lord only knows how his shot from an outrageously narrow angle sneaked past Aston Villa keeper Michael Oakes in midweek to keep Dons on course for a Coca-Cola Cup and Premiership dream double.
Dons of praise
And perhaps the
Lord only knows how he sneaked a shot past Aston Villa keeper Michael Oakes in midweek to keep the Dons on course for a Coca-Cola Cup and Premiership heavenly double.
Marcus Lording it at top
In 1992 the FA, led by - and how that came to pass
Lord only knows - Graham Kelly, the man who made Mogadon look like a performance-enhancing drug, allowed the Premier League to open for business in the name of greed.
FA to blame for lack of Cup respect
Lord only knows what Citroen have been putting in their tea lately but, judging by this effort, they should keep drinking it.
All aboard - the eco has landed
Matija Nastasic put two hands in the back of Romelu Lukaku, and
lord only knows how it wasn't deemed a penalty.
Blues need to focus for the full 90 minutes; KENDALL The Goodison legend tells it just like it is
It's crept into our lives like a thief in the night, the horrible Illness we try to put right Their poor dad who worked on the Docks, he now finds it hard to put On his socks, his breathing is bad he Just puffs and blows, how he touched For this curse the
Lord only knows He said I'm going in hospital son I will be there by seven, two days later He was up in heaven.
Have courage