farts

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farts

n. fine arts. (Dysphemism.) Ted is studying over in the farts department.
See also: fart
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • fettie
  • bluh
  • bousta
  • Hey!
  • lucci
  • late
  • bout it
  • horseradish
  • base
  • case of the shorts
References in periodicals archive
She said: "The funniest fart is long, loud and ever so slightly wet.
Scientists reveal the mathematical formula for the 'world's funniest fart'; The Flatulence Report has worked out a mathematical formula that was tested for 176 different noises ranging from low to high pitch, short to long, dry to wet and from loud to squeaking
If your farts always stink, you might have IBS, especially if you suffer from abdominal bloating, stomach cramps and diarrhoea too.
The facts on flatulence; We all do it, so it's about time we talked about it. So here's everything you need to know
The Old Farts (Frames Amateur Repertory Theatre) is based at Frames Snooker Club, where members have already raised more than pounds 80,000 for local charities.
Fun night for roof
In other words, they thrive by eating your farts and belches!
Scummy hideout
Norman said: ``There are about 20 FARTs on the go at any one time in the area.
The F. A. R. T. mobile; Woman driver kicks up a stink about Norman's car
I suppose you could go modern and use 4.625", 5.5", or 7.5" and it would at least be readable and understandable to intolerant old farts like me.
Fractional skeeter
A WARTS and all exhibition on the human body, showing the science of snot, burps and farts, opened to the public yesterday.
WARTS, BURPS AND VOMIT... IT'S THE LATEST SHOW
Complaints by a 4-to-1 ratio are running in favor of the return of "Lola" to the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette in Little Rock, where the comic was canceled last month for using the word "farts."
'LOLA' CANNING IRKS MANY ARKANSAS READERS
Contemporary art's major discovery of the potential of ironically appropriating sexuality is indeed a far more sophisticated form of esthetic consciousness than simply walking about in funny suits and mouthing self-denigrating lines like "|we are~ old boring farts." Granted, the funny suits and homosexual caprice came first; but these days one cannot help suspecting a willie (or a fanny) of being an ironic quotation, so it's important to know how genitalia in inverted commas are to be distinguished from the real thing.
Gilbert & George
Roxanne Pallett almost threw up when she inhaled Big Narstie's farts
Roxanne Pallett dramatically threatens to VOMIT during Coach Trip fart debacle; Roxanne kicked up a stink after Big Narstie let off a big narstie fart
Clare Collins, a professor in nutrition and dietetics at the University of Newcastle in New South Wales, Australia, writes for The Conversation to explain what farts are and what happens if you hold them in:
Why it is dangerous to hold that fart, Australian study reveals
And giving them the sage advice: "If you wanna be a rock star look out the window, stare at the clouds and do loud farts."
Good old rocker Liam still shoots from the lips
Researchers from the University of Exeter in England have discovered that certain gases from stinky farts can combat diseases.
Smelling farts has health benefits, study finds
The Old Farts Cycling Club, launched by four former rugby players from the clubs, are pedalling 115 miles from Cardiff to Tenby next month and have already raised more than PS3,000 of their PS9,000 target.
'Old farts' get on their bikes to help good causes
LITTLE Mix's Perrie Edwards has admitted she happily farts in front of One Direction fiance Zayn Malik.
Perrie's Zayn endures guff with smooth