if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass
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if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass
rude slang A phrase that advises against wishing for impossible or absurd things to happen. A: "If only my parents would give me a car, life would be so much easier." B: "Yeah, and if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass."
See also: ass, bump, frog, he, if, toady
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
- toady
- if frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts
- if frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their butts (when they hop)
- if ifs and ands were pots and pans
- (God) bless you
- bless
- bless you
- bless you, him, etc.
- if wishes were horses
- I hope all goes well