if

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  • (do something) as if it's going out of style
  • (Do you) care if I join you?
  • (Do you) mind if I join you?
  • (I) don't care if I do
  • (I) don't mind if I do
  • (I) would if I could
  • (I) wouldn't (do something) if I were you
  • (if the) truth be known
  • (if the) truth be told
  • (if you) sing before breakfast, (you'll) cry before night
  • (if you) sing before breakfast, (you'll) cry before supper
  • (I'll be) hanged if I know!
  • (the good) Lord willing and the creek don't rise
  • (the) shit hits the fan
  • And (what) if I don't?
  • arm and a leg
  • as if
  • as if (one) owns the place
  • as if (one's) life depends on it
  • as if I care
  • As if I care!
  • as if someone owns the place
  • as if that were not enough
  • as if the sun shines out (one's) backside
  • as if there was no tomorrow
  • as if there was/were no tomorrow
  • as if there's no tomorrow
  • as if you own the place
  • As if!
  • as if/as though
  • as/if/when the spirit moves you
  • base off (of) (something else)
  • be damned if you do and damned if you don't
  • better mousetrap, (if one can) build a
  • better off
  • butter wouldn't melt (in his/her mouth), looks as if
  • butter wouldn't melt in one's mouth
  • coming or going, not know if one is
  • correct me if I'm wrong
  • Could I join you?
  • couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
  • damned if (one) does and damned if (one) doesn't
  • damned if I do and damned if I don't
  • damned if I do, damned if I don't
  • damned if I know
  • damned if I/you/they do, damned if I/you don't
  • damned if you do and damned if you don't
  • damned if you do, damned if you don't
  • do something as if/like there's no tomorrow
  • don't bark if you can't bite
  • don't care if I do
  • don't come running to me if you break your leg
  • don't mind if I do
  • don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk
  • Eskimo(s) have (some amount of) words for snow
  • even a fish wouldn't get caught if he kept his mouth shut
  • even if it kills me
  • even if only
  • even if/though
  • even though
  • feel as if a cat has kittened in (one's) mouth
  • for all it's worth
  • for all the world as if (someone or something)
  • for all the world as if/though...
  • for all the world as though (someone or something)
  • fuck if I know
  • have (one's) druthers
  • hell if I know
  • How would you like it?
  • I don't mind if I do
  • I shouldn't wonder
  • if (one) can help it
  • if (one) is a day
  • if (one) knows what's good for (one)
  • if (one's) a day
  • if (one's) life depended on it
  • if (something) catches a cold, (something else) gets pneumonia
  • if (something) sneezes, (something else) catches a cold
  • if (the) word gets out
  • if (the) worst comes to (the) worst
  • if a day
  • if a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing well
  • if a toady frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass
  • if all else fails
  • if all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail
  • if and when
  • if anything
  • if anything can go wrong, it will
  • if anything happens
  • if anything should happen
  • if at all possible
  • if at first you don't succeed, try, try again
  • If don't that beat all!
  • if ever there was
  • if ever there was (something)
  • If frogs had wheels, they wouldn't bump their butts
  • if frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their butts (when they hop)
  • if God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him
  • if he is a day
  • if he's, she's, etc. a day
  • if I had (some monetary unit) for every (something)
  • if I had (some monetary unit) for every (something), I'd be rich!
  • if I had (some monetary unit) for every time (something happened)
  • If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked a cake
  • if I was/were in your place
  • if I were in your place
  • if I were you
  • if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times
  • if ifs and ands were pots and pans
  • if I'm honest
  • if I'm lying, I'm dying
  • If it ain’t broke don’t fix it
  • If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is
  • if it ain't broke
  • if it ain't broke don't fix it
  • if it ain't broke, don't fix it
  • if it ain't broke, fix it till it is
  • if it ain't broken, don't fix it
  • If it ain't chickens, it's feathers
  • if it comes to the crunch
  • if it comes to the point
  • if it hadn't been for (someone or something)
  • if it isn't broke, don't fix it
  • if it isn't broken, don't fix it
  • if it kills (one)
  • if it kills you
  • if it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it is a duck
  • if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is
  • if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is
  • If it was a snake it woulda bit you
  • if it was a snake, it would've bit you
  • if it wasn't/weren't for...
  • if it were not for hope, the heart would break
  • if it weren't for (someone or something)
  • if it's all the same
  • If it's not one thing, it's another!
  • if it's the last thing I do
  • If it's yellow, let it mellow. (If it's brown, flush it down.)
  • if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times
  • if looks could kill
  • if looks could kill...
  • if memory serves
  • if Mohammed will not go to the mountain
  • if my memory serves me correctly
  • if my memory serves me well, correctly, etc.
  • if need be
  • if needs be
  • if not
  • if not for (someone or something)
  • if not now, when?
  • if nothing else
  • if one knows what’s good for one
  • if one knows what's good for one
  • if one sheep leaps over the ditch, all the rest will follow
  • if one’s a day
  • if only
  • if pigs had wings
  • if pigs had wings, they would/could fly
  • if push comes to shove
  • if so
  • if something sounds too good to be true, it probably is
  • if something sounds too good to be true, it usually is
  • if that
  • If that don't beat a pig a-pecking!
  • if that don't beat all
  • If that don't beat all!
  • if that don't fuck all
  • if that's not (something), (then) I don't know what is
  • if the cap fits
  • if the cap fits(, wear it)
  • if the cap fits, wear it
  • if the going gets rough
  • if the going gets tough
  • if the hat fits(, wear it)
  • If the mountain will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet must go to the ...
  • if the mountain will not come to Mohammed
  • if the mountain will not come to Mohammed...
  • if the mountain won't come to Muhammad, Muhammad must go to the mounta
  • if the shoe fits
  • if the shoe fits(, wear it)
  • if the shoe fits, wear it
  • if the spirit moves (one)
  • if the truth were known
  • if the worst comes to the worst
  • if there's anything you need, don't hesitate to ask
  • if there's grass on the field, play ball
  • if there's grass on the pitch, play ball
  • if truth be known/told
  • if truth be told
  • if two ride on a horse, one must ride behind
  • if wishes were horses
  • if wishes were horses, (then) beggars might ride
  • if wishes were horses, (then) beggars would ride
  • if wishes were horses, beggars would ride
  • if wishes were horses, beggars would/might ride
  • If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride
  • if worst comes to worst
  • if you ain't Dutch, you ain't much
  • if you ask me
  • if you believe that, you'll believe anything
  • If you can’t stand the heat, keep out of the kitchen
  • if you can't be good, be careful
  • if you can't beat 'em
  • If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
  • If you can't beat them, join them
  • if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull
  • if you can't do the time, don't do the crime
  • If you can't lick 'em, join 'em
  • if you can't stand the heat
  • if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
  • if you can't stand the heat, keep out of the kitchen
  • if you can't take it, (then) don't dish it out
  • if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen
  • if you can't walk the walk, don't talk the talk
  • if you catch my drift
  • if you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one
  • if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
  • if you don't like it, lump it
  • if you don't make mistakes, you don't make anything
  • if you don't mind
  • if you don't mind me asking
  • if you don't mind me saying (so)
  • if you don't mind me/my saying so...
  • if you don't mind my asking
  • if you don't mind my saying (so)
  • If you don't mind!
  • if you don't see what you want, just ask (for it)
  • If you don't see what you want, please ask
  • if you don't see what you want, please ask (for it)
  • if you get my drift
  • if you get my meaning
  • if you have a mind to (do something)
  • if you keep your mouth shut, you won't put your foot in it
  • if you know what I mean
  • if you know what's good for you
  • if you lie down with dogs, you will get up with fleas
  • if you lie with dogs, you will get fleas
  • if you like
  • if you must
  • if you must (do something)
  • if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
  • If you play with fire, you get burned
  • If you play with fire, you get burnt
  • if you please
  • if you run after two hares, you will catch neither
  • if you see what I mean
  • if you think about it
  • if you wanna play, you gotta pay
  • if you want a friend, be a friend
  • If you want a thing done well, do it yourself
  • if you want a thing done well/right, do it yourself
  • if you want it done right, do it yourself
  • if you want it done well, do it yourself
  • if you want peace, (you must) prepare for war
  • If you want peace, prepare for war
  • if you want something done right, do it yourself
  • if you want something done well, do it yourself
  • if you want something done well/right, do it yourself
  • if you will
  • if you would be well served, serve yourself
  • if you would(, please)
  • if you’ll pardon the expression
  • if you'll pardon the expression
  • if you're born to be hanged, then you'll never be drowned
  • if you're in a hole, stop digging
  • if you're not Dutch, you're not much
  • if you've a mind to do
  • if you've got it, flaunt it
  • if/when it comes to the crunch
  • if/when it comes to the point
  • if/when push comes to shove
  • if/when you think about it
  • ifs and/or buts
  • ifs, ands, or buts
  • I'll be damned if I (do something)
  • I'll be hanged
  • I'll be hanged if I (do something)
  • I'm be damned if I (do something)
  • I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't
  • I'm hanged if I know!
  • I'm/I'll be damned if...
  • in the unlikely event of
  • it isn't as if/as though
  • it isn't as though
  • knuck if you buck
  • like it or lump it
  • look as if (one) has been dragged through a hedge backward(s)
  • look as if (one) has been pulled through a hedge backward(s)
  • look as if (one) has seen a ghost
  • look as if butter wouldn't melt in (one's) mouth
  • look as if butter wouldn't melt in mouth
  • look as if butter wouldn't melt in your mouth
  • look as if you have seen a ghost
  • look daggers at, to
  • make as if
  • make as if to (do something)
  • make as if to do
  • make as if to do something
  • nice work if you can get it
  • no ifs and buts (about it)
  • no ifs or buts
  • no ifs or buts (about it)
  • no ifs, ands, or buts (about it)
  • no ifs, ands, or buts and no buts about it
  • not if I can help it
  • not if I see you first
  • not if I see you sooner
  • Not if I see you sooner, and Not if I see you first
  • not if one can help it
  • not if you paid me
  • not know (any) better
  • not know if (one) is afoot or on horseback
  • not know if (one) is coming or going
  • not know if you are coming or going
  • not know whether (one) is coming or going
  • not know whether one is coming or going and not know if one is ...
  • nothing if not
  • nothing if not (something)
  • nothing if not something
  • only if
  • opportunity knocks
  • push comes to shove, if
  • push comes to shove, if/when
  • run up
  • see if I care
  • See if I care!
  • seen one, seen them all, if/when you've
  • So what if I do?
  • sound as if
  • sound as if (something)
  • spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, the
  • what if
  • What if I do?
  • What if I don't?
  • What if...?
  • What would you say if (something were to happen)?
  • What would you say if...?
  • when it comes to
  • when it comes to the crunch
  • when it comes to the point
  • when push comes to shove
  • when the going gets tough
  • when you think about it
  • wonder if
  • wonder if (something)
  • would if I could
  • wouldn't if I were you
  • wouldn't know (something) if (one) fell over one
  • wouldn't know (something) if it hit (one) in the face
  • wouldn't shout if a shark bit him
  • write if you get work
  • You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours
  • you'd complain if you were hung with a new rope
  • you've got another thing coming
  • you've got another think coming