horizontal jogging

horizontal jogging

slang The act of sex, especially sexual intercourse. My brother spends his weekends cruising the bars around town in hopes of going for some horizontal jogging.
See also: horizontal, jog
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • horizontal dancing
  • horizontal dance
  • go for a horizontal jog
  • horizontal
  • jog
  • mambo
  • horizontal mambo
  • hula
  • the horizontal hula
  • horizontal hula
References in periodicals archive
The term "horizontal jogging" may actually be apt as sex is an excellent way to burn off extra calories.
Ten more ways sex is good for your health; After claim that more than 20 partners cuts prostate cancer risk
Like many men, I like to think I can go the full distance at horizontal jogging. And as for the assumption that all men need a map to find the 'deprived nether regions', maybe some do, but not all of us."
OAP KILLER'S SICK SEX BOASTS IN JAIL; EXCLUSIVE
The president is merely asking you to refrain from any horizontal jogging "even for only two years".
NOT SUCH KENYANS; Prez's sex ban is no vote-winner
Believe it or not, horizontal jogging burns up the same amount of calories as normal jogging.
10 ways to avoid looking like this in 5 years; AS THE NUMBER OF OVERWEIGHT MEN SOARS.
horizontal jogging," said Aggie, the tall one with a Mr Whippy hairstyle.
LAST NIGHT'S TV: Just one more pile of rubbish
Sex is less frequent but more fun - 89 per cent of women over 45 say that they like to vary positions and locations for a bit of the old horizontal jogging.
Tony Parsons Column: Sex life begins at 45