because you touch yourself at night

vulgar slang A glib response used humorously or contemptuously to deflect any "why" question, especially one deemed boring, impertinent, stupid, etc. Popularized by and widely attributed to the animated television show Family Guy. A: "Why on earth did you name the dog Balthazar?" B: "Because you touch yourself at night, dweeb!" A: "Wow, real mature."

词组	because you touch yourself at night
释义	because you touch yourself at night because you touch yourself at night vulgar slang A glib response used humorously or contemptuously to deflect any "why" question, especially one deemed boring, impertinent, stupid, etc. Popularized by and widely attributed to the animated television show Family Guy. A: "Why on earth did you name the dog Balthazar?" B: "Because you touch yourself at night, dweeb!" A: "Wow, real mature." See also: because, night, touch Farlex Dictionary of Idioms. See also: how the mighty are fallen how the mighty have fallen a right one #priorities this just in as you do will wonders never cease wonders (will) never cease Wonders never cease! wonders will never cease
随便看	it's/that's boss it's/that's news to me it's/that's not my problem it's/that's not saying much, etc. (it's/that's the) story of my life it's the berries it's the economy, stupid it's the old story (it's/there's) no good crying over spilt milk get the runaround get the run of (some place) get the sack get the shaft get the shakes get the shit kicked out of (one) get the shit knocked out of (one) get the shivers get the shock of (one's) life get the short end get the short end of the stick get the shove get the show on the road get the silent treatment get the sniffles get the snuffles