biscuit

(well,) butter my butt and call me a biscuit

colloquial An expression of surprise. Primarily heard in US. Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit—I haven't seen you in ages! A: "It turns out that lottery ticket I bought for you won $200." B: "Really? Butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
See also: and, biscuit, butt, butter, call

air biscuit

A fart. I can't believe you let an air biscuit loose in the car. Now we have to smell it all the way home!
See also: air, biscuit

bite the biscuit

1. To die, break down, or become defunct. We all have to bite the biscuit someday. I drove that truck everywhere for 25 years, but it finally bit the biscuit yesterday.
2. To face up to, undertake, or confront some unpleasant or risky situation, action, or responsibility. You were the only person here when the television broke, so you might as well bite the biscuit and tell me the truth. I guess we'd better bite the biscuit and get this over with.
See also: biscuit, bite

float an air biscuit

slang To fart. I can't believe you floated an air biscuit in the car. Now we have to smell it all the way home!
See also: air, biscuit, float

gorilla biscuits

slang Phencyclidine (a recreational drug more commonly known as "PCP"). Were you guys able to score any gorilla biscuits before the concert?
See also: biscuit, gorilla

hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit

1. slang A response to "How are you?" that is roughly equivalent to "I am managing" or "I am fine." A: "How are you doing today?" B: "Eh, hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit."
2. slang Persisting, especially when doing so is unwelcome. Ugh, a late March snowstorm. Winter sure is hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit.
See also: biscuit, hair, hanging, like, there

hanging on like a hair in a biscuit

1. slang A response to "How are you?" that is roughly equivalent to "I am managing" or "I am fine." A: "How are you doing today?" B: "Eh, hanging on like a hair in a biscuit."
2. slang Persisting, especially when doing so is unwelcome. Ugh, a late March snowstorm. Winter sure is hanging on like a hair in a biscuit.
See also: biscuit, hair, hanging, like, on

have had the biscuit

To be no longer functional or useful; to be dead or about to perish. Primarily heard in Canada. This old truck has served me well, but after lasting 20 years, it's finally had the biscuit. Despite the doctor's best efforts, it looked as though I'd had the biscuit.
See also: biscuit, have

son of a biscuit

1. slang A mean or unpleasant person, especially a man. A minced oath replacing the profane phrase "son of a bitch." Julie's ex-husband was such a mean son of a biscuit, it's no wonder she divorced him. You gosh-darned son of a biscuit! I'm gonna make you pay for that!
2. slang An emphatic expression of affection or admiration for a man. That son of a biscuit really pulled through for us when we needed him! Why, you old son of a biscuit! I haven't you in a dog's age!
3. slang An inanimate object that is causing one problems or difficulty. My car broke down, and I can't figure out how to fix the son of a biscuit! A: "This stupid son of a biscuit has been giving me problems for weeks!" B: "I think it may be time to just buy a new computer, Tom."
4. slang An exclamation of anger, aggravation, pain, or shock. A: "Son of a biscuit!" B: "What's wrong?" A: "The bank just charged me $50 in withdrawal fees!" Ouch, son of a biscuit! Stubbing your toe is the absolute worst!
See also: biscuit, of, son

son of a biscuit eater

1. slang A mean or unpleasant person, especially a man. A minced oath replacing the profane phrase "son of a bitch." Julie's ex-husband was such a mean son of a biscuit eater, it's no wonder she divorced him. You gosh-darned son of a biscuit eater! I'm gonna make you pay for that!
2. slang An emphatic expression of affection or admiration for a man. That son of a biscuit eater really pulled through for us when we needed him! Why, you old son of a biscuit eater! I haven't you in a dog's age!
3. slang An inanimate object that is causing one problems or difficulty. My car broke down, and I can't figure out how to fix the son of a biscuit eater! A: "This stupid son of a biscuit eater has been giving me problems for weeks!" B: "I think it may be time to just buy a new computer, Tom."
4. slang An exclamation of anger, aggravation, pain, or shock. A: "Son of a biscuit eater!" B: "What's wrong?" A: "The bank just charged me $50 in withdrawal fees!" Ouch, son of a biscuit eater! Stubbing your toe is the absolute worst!
See also: biscuit, eater, of, son

son of a sea biscuit

1. slang A mean or unpleasant person, especially a man. A minced oath replacing the profane phrase "son of a bitch." Julie's ex-husband was such a mean son of a sea biscuit, it's no wonder she divorced him. You gosh-darned son of a sea biscuit! I'm gonna make you pay for that!
2. slang An emphatic expression of affection or admiration for a man. That son of a sea biscuit really pulled through for us when we needed him! Why, you old son of a sea biscuit! I haven't you in a dog's age!
See also: biscuit, of, sea, son

take the biscuit

To be the most disappointing, annoying, shocking, outrageous, or egregious thing to have happened or been done. (Usually said hyperbolically.) But when I found out that he had been reading through my text messages, well, that took the biscuit! The government is using the taxes from the working class to bail out the banks that ruined the economy? That really takes the biscuit!
See also: biscuit, take

trip for biscuits

An undertaking that is ultimately pointless, futile, or a failure. Did you remember to put gas in the car? If not, this'll be a trip for biscuits! The whole investigation ended up being a trip for biscuits once the judge ruled our evidence was inadmissible in court.
See also: biscuit, trip

What do you want, a biscuit?

A sarcastic response to one who is excited about or seeks praise for a minor or insignificant accomplishment. (A biscuit, in British English, is equivalent to a cookie in American English.) Primarily heard in UK. OK, so you hung some Christmas decorations—what do you want, a biscuit? A: "I'll have you know that J.K. Rowling herself said my short story was pretty cool." B: "Wow, you're amazing. What do you want, a biscuit?"
See also: what
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

son of a sea biscuit

Euph. a person, usually a male. (sometimes a substitute for son of a bitch.) Why, good to see you, you old son of a sea biscuit. You son of a sea biscuit! You make me so mad I could slug you.
See also: biscuit, of, sea, son
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.

take the biscuit

BRITISH, INFORMAL
If someone or something takes the biscuit, they represent the most extreme example of something stupid or bad. For dirty tricks I can assure you it is the medical practice that really take the biscuit. I've heard some odd things in my time but that took the biscuit. This ban takes the biscuit. The whole idea is ridiculous and bureaucratic and not fair on the children. Note: This expression has a similar origin to `take the cake', which refers to the practice in the past of awarding cakes as prizes in competitions. Compare with take the cake.
See also: biscuit, take
Collins COBUILD Idioms Dictionary, 3rd ed.

have had the biscuit

be no longer good for anything; be done for. Canadian informal
1994 Equinox I thought I'd had the biscuit. I was more than 12 kilometres from camp, I didn't have a coat…and it was about 40 below.
See also: biscuit, have

take the biscuit (or bun or cake)

be the most remarkable. informal
1925 P. G. Wodehouse Letter Of all the poisonous, foul, ghastly places, Cannes takes the biscuit with absurd ease.
See also: biscuit, take
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

take the ˈbiscuit

(British English) (also take the ˈcake American English, British English ) (informal) be especially surprising, annoying, etc: Well, that really takes the biscuit! She asks if she can borrow the car, then keeps it for a month!
See also: biscuit, take
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

air biscuit

n. a breaking of wind; a fart. (see also cut a muffin.) Who is responsible for that air biscuit?
See also: air, biscuit

biscuit

(ˈbɪskət)
n. the head. (see also float an air-biscuit.) She got a nasty little bump on the biscuit.

float an air biscuit

tv. to break wind; to fart. (see also cut a muffin.) Who floated the air biscuit? P.U.
See also: air, biscuit, float

gorilla biscuits

and gorilla pills
n. amphetamines. (Drugs.) Stay away from gorilla biscuits. He’s high on gorilla pills.
See also: biscuit, gorilla

mystic biscuit

n. a chunk of peyote cactus. (Drugs.) Willy thought he got a piece of mystic biscuit, but it was just a moldy raisin.
See also: biscuit

square biscuit

n. a plain, drab, and dull person. Old Roger is a square biscuit and acts like a school marm.
See also: biscuit, square
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • gripes one’s butt
  • forgeddaboudit
  • forgeddaboutit
  • fuggedaboudit
  • fuggedaboutit
  • gotcha
  • playa
  • nome
  • Nome sane?
  • Nome sayin'?
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It is said that during World War I, these biscuits were sent by women to the soldiers fighting in the war because the biscuits had a long shelf life and didn't spoil easily.
The pGI values of the biscuits were calculated based on the correlation equations between HI and estimated GI derived from the starch digestion of each biscuit.
The word biscuit comes from the Latin bis meaning twice, and coctus which translates as baked.
The results regarding bakery biscuit average weight of each biscuits indicatedin the (table 1) that the highest average weight of each biscuits 11.82g was observed in Bombay bakery Hyderabad was followed by Panna cassata bakery Hyderabad which was recorded 11.03g of each biscuit.
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Mondelez International and Burton's Biscuit company have agreed that Cadbury-branded biscuits will continue to be manufactured in Burton's factories by their employees under a co-manufacturing agreement.
Speaking on the launch of Golden Oreo, Chella Pandyan, Associate Director, Marketing, Biscuits India and Kids Fuel AP, Mondel?z India Foods Private Limited, said "Mondel?z International is the world's leading Biscuits Company and India is a top priority for us.
Spread a little of it over a 5cm biscuit. Using a cocktail stick, swirl a little extra caramel flavouring into the icing on the biscuit.
The biscuit-filled Boeings, chartered by an unknown biscuit buyer, marked the first Emirates Skycargo flight to the Robin Hood Airport Doncaster Sheffield Airport.
Market Research Future (MRFR) has published a report stating that the global savoury biscuit market is anticipated to expand steadily during the assessment period of 2016-2022.
Synopsis: "The Big Bottom Biscuit: Specialty Biscuits and Spreads from Sonoma's Big Bottom Market" by Michael Volpatt brings the experience of dining at the market to everyone who can't make it to Sonoma.
WOOKIEE COOKIE TIN: If you are a fan of the films and Star Wars in general, now you can get your very own Wookiee Biscuit Barrel.