beat the bishop

beat the bishop

vulgar slang To masturbate. A term only applied to males. A: "Why is he all embarrassed today?" B: "Oh, his crush walked in on him beating the bishop. How horrifying is that?"
See also: beat, bishop
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • beat (one's) meat
  • beat one’s meat
  • beat the meat
  • beat your meat
  • beat the dummy
  • pud
  • beat the pup
  • bash the bishop
  • fap it
  • burp
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Rangers extended their unbeaten run to four matches, but their hosts didn't make it easy in a tight first half which saw Joel Towers' long range finally beat the Bishop keeper.
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On 46 minutes, Chris Lye beat the Bishops keeper from a free-kick to make it 2-1.
Winner held in reserve
We were reserve in two different classes last year but we've not quite been able to beat the Bishops.'
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