crisco

crisco

(ˈkrɪsko)
n. a fat person. (Cruel. Also a rude term of address. The brand name of a baking shortening.) Some crisco came in and ordered ten large fries.
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • fettie
  • bluh
  • bousta
  • Hey!
  • lucci
  • late
  • bout it
  • horseradish
  • base
  • case of the shorts
References in periodicals archive
Top Players in the Market are: Crisco (United States), Bunge Limited (United States), The Archer Daniels Midland (United States), Cargill (United States), Olenex (Switzerland), Zeelandia (India), The J.M.
Vegetable Fat Market Comprehensive Study by Industry Professionals: Crisco, The J.M. Smucker Company, Unilever Group
I use T/C Bore Butter, which is a lot less messy than the old standby lube, Crisco. Even when I use a wad, I still add the grease as it helps keep fouling down.
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Says Crisco, "We both knew we didn't want to go to work for someone else.
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I've been making a lot of pie lately, perfecting the crust, introducing lard--not Crisco but actual pork fat--to give my crust greater flake and dignity.
Pie and Whiskey
If you and I were in the same room, I'd throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you're nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper.
Paladino circulates email to Michael Moore penned by sniper
A classic crust was made with sifted flour, a pinch of sugar, salt, Crisco and a bit of water.
Life of pie
Note that recently banned trans fats were considered innovative when Proctor & Gamble began selling "crystallized cottonseed oil," branded as Crisco, in 1911.
Food additives go au natural
After I watched one squirrel climb up the pole while I banged on the kitchen window and yelled to no avail, I had an idea: Crisco. I scooped the shortening out of the tub with a paper towel and smeared it all over the pole.
DIY squirrel repellent
I've been in ObGyn practice since 1976--and have recommended Crisco to my patients as a vaginal lubricant for just about as long.
Crisco is an effective vaginal lubricant
For comparison, this velocity is roughly equivalent to pushing a baseball through Crisco shortening at 3 mm/sec.
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After the hot fudge and hot dog buns were cleared away, one of the lifeguards would grease a large watermelon with Crisco, throw it in the deep end of the pool and invite a handful of men and women to simultaneously dive in, fight for the melon at the bottom of the pool and successfully bring it back up to the top.
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He was most captivated by Cuba, witnessing the ingenuity of its people, like the couple who refashioned a Crisco Oil container into a gas tank for their 50-year-old car.
Journey to a book adventure: an information technology professional finds his real passion in storytelling
I think I can manage." With that, he sloshes three inches of Crisco in the pan, cranks the burner to the max, and takes off toward his room.
North with doc: breakfast in the bush
Kelapo cold-pressed extra virgin coconut oil is made from organic Fair Trade Certified coconuts from Sri Lanka and is available in 8-and 14-ounce glass jars as well as a 29-ounce plastic jar and baking sticks, similar to Crisco. The 8-ounce jar has a suggested retail of $7.49, the I4-ounce is $11.99, the baking sticks are $8.99 and the 29-ounce jar is $22.99.
Going coconuts