don't have a pot to piss in (or a window to throw it out of)

don't have a pot to piss in (or a window to throw it out of)

rude slang Completely broke or destitute. It sounds like Betsy doesn't have a pot to piss in. So what makes you think she's going to loan you money? Dude, back then I didn't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, but I managed to get by somehow.
See also: have, out, piss, pot, throw, window
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

don't have a pot to piss in (or a window to throw it out of)

Fig. doesn't have anything of value; very poor. (Use with caution.) When Ed was a young man, he didn't have a pot to piss in. Jane's folks don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
See also: have, piss, pot
McGraw-Hill Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs.
See also:
  • don't have a pot to piss in
  • not have a pot to piss in
  • pot to pee/piss in, not have a
  • down to chili and beans
  • take a piss
  • piss up
  • piss-up
  • piece of piss
  • a piece of piss
  • quiz