don't drop the soap!

don't drop the soap!

vulgar Mocking pseudo-advice given to a man who might be or is about to be sent to prison, referring to prison rape that may occur if one bends over to retrieve dropped soap in the shower, thus exposing himself. You were sentenced to five years for selling drugs? Tough luck, man, don't drop the soap!
See also: drop
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • send (one) up the river
  • send someone up the river
  • send up the river
  • put (one) behind bars
  • be put behind bars
  • good time
  • Graystone
  • jailhouse
  • jailhouse attorney
  • make bail