cream (one's) jeans

cream (one's) jeans

1. vulgar slang Literally, to experience an orgasm in one's pants.
2. vulgar slang To be or become very sexually aroused. I creamed my jeans when he came onto the stage with his shirt off.
3. vulgar slang By extension, to be overcome by excitement or delight. Dude, I know you're hungry, but don't cream your jeans. It's just a candy bar. I'm creaming my jeans at the thought of going to Paris this summer.
See also: cream, jean
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.

cream your jeans

experience strong emotions of delight and excitement. informal
The expression is based on the idea of sexual excitement so overwhelmingly strong as to cause inadvertent emissions.
See also: cream, jean
Farlex Partner Idioms Dictionary

cream one’s jeans

verb
See cream in one’s pants
See also: cream, jean
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions

cream (one's) jeans

/panties Vulgar Slang
To be excited or delighted about something.
See also: cream, jean
American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fifth Edition.
See also:
  • cream
  • cream jeans
  • cream one’s jeans
  • cream your jeans
  • jean
  • cream one’s pants
  • cream (one's) pants
  • whank off
  • pecker slap