Does a bear poop in the woods?

Does a bear poop in the woods?

rude slang A rhetorical question meaning the answer to the previous question is emphatically and obviously "yes." Would I like a free trip to Paris? Does a bear poop in the woods?
See also: bear, does, poop
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • Do bears crap in the woods?
  • Do bears poop in the woods?
  • Does a bear crap in the woods?
  • poop
  • Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
  • Is water wet?
  • you think
  • the million-dollar question