cow patty
cow patty
slang A piece of cow feces. Watch out for cow patties when walking through that field.
See also: cow, patty
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
- cow chip
- cow chips
- cow pie
- cow-doots
- doots
- cow doots
- cow flop
- cow plop
- patty
- flop
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