(as) useful as a chocolate teapot
(as) useful as a chocolate teapot
Utterly useless (because pouring boiling water into a chocolate teapot would melt it). That umbrella is stuck inside out, so it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot right now.
See also: chocolate, teapot, useful
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
- teapot
- useful
- chocolate
- as much use as a chocolate fireguard
- chocoholic
- mint chocolate chip
- (right) up there with (someone or something)
- be (right) up there with (someone or something)
- better than sex
- road to nowhere