couldn't organize an orgy in a brothel

couldn't organize an orgy in a brothel

rude (Someone) is utterly incompetent or unable to arrange things successfully; (someone) can't even manage or carry out the simplest of tasks. I'm not surprised Marie's event was a disaster—she couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel! The leaders of this country couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel, let alone overhaul the entire tax code!
See also: organize
Farlex Dictionary of Idioms.
See also:
  • chook
  • couldn't organise a bun fight in a bakery
  • couldn't organise a chook raffle
  • couldn't organise a chook raffle at a poultry farm
  • couldn't organise a chook raffle in a (country) pub
  • couldn't raffle a chook in a pub
  • organise
  • organize
  • pub
  • raffle