do a bean count

do a bean count

tv. to stare at female breasts, looking for hard nipples. (A play on bean-counter.) He thinks that early spring is a great time for a bean count. No jackets and cool breezes!
See also: bean, count
McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Slang and Colloquial Expressions
See also:
  • cones
  • fix (one) with a stare
  • bawangos
  • boobage
  • gape
  • gape at
  • gape at (someone or something)
  • goggle at
  • goggle at (someone or something)
  • a tit bit nipply