cross-eyed drunk
Extremely drunk. Do you remember last night at the bar at all? You were cross-eyed drunk!
look at (one) cross-eyed
To glance at one in a threatening, insolent, or contemptuous manner. Usually used hypothetically. You're on thin ice, Jim—from here on out, if you so much as look at me cross-eyed, I'll have you fired so fast it will make your head spin.