He showed up with a week's supply of alkie.The crooks stole most of the alchy from the bar at the club.

The cowboy walked in, downed a shot, and called for more ammunition.He's had about all the ammunition he can hold.

With enough antifreeze, I can stand the cold.Here's some antifreeze to stop your teeth from chattering.

I feel a little overcome by the beast.Pour me some more of that beast.

Did you bring the berps for the party?Hey, this is pretty good burps.

I don't care for booze. It makes me sneeze.Where's the booze?

Her only true love is the bottle.The bottle plays a big role in his life.

Well, here it goes—the breakfast of champions.He calls it the breakfast of champions. I call it a bad sign of something out of hand.

A note on the invitation says that the party is BYOB.I hate BYOB parties. There's never enough to drink.

Ernie brought back a big jug of cactus juice from Mexico.This cactus juice will make your hair stand on end.

I could use a little chaser with this soda.I'd like a double scotch and a beer chaser.

No soda. Clear, please.I like mine clear with just one ice cube.

A couple of shots of Dutch courage, and he was ready to face anything.How about a little Dutch courage to help you through the first act?

There is only one thing to do with evidence like this, and that's drink it.They knocked back all the evidence very quickly.

How about some of that nice eyewash?You've been putting away a lot of that eyewash, haven't you?

This firewater leaves a lot to be desired.This isn't gin; it's firewater!

You want some more gargle?Pour me a little of that gargle, if you please.

You want some more gas?Pour me a little more of that gas, will you?

You want another gee of this booze?How about a gee for me?

Well, now we can get down to some serious drinking.When the kids go to bed, let's get down to some serious drinking.

Can I pour you a little of that giggle goo?Haven't you had about enough of that giggle goo?

Here, have some more of this grog.That's enough grog for me.

A little more happy juice, John?Too much happy juice can make you very unhappy.

This juice got hard. What shall I do with it?Where's the hard stuff?If it's hard, give it to me and I'll drink it.

Pete wanted a hard case delivered to his house.There's a lot of beer and a hard case in the van.

Pour me some more of that headache, will you?Give the man some more headache.

I think he had a little too much holiday cheer.Would you care for a little holiday cheer?

Is this your own home-brew, Wally?My uncle makes his own homebrew.

Jed offered a little of his homespun round the table.How about a swig of homespun?

Let's go guzzle some hooch.More hootch for you?

Somehow a bunch of these guys got hold of some idiot juice.He drank about a gallon of idiotic to get the kick of one beer.

She drinks too much of that idiot oil.Idiot oil can wreck you as much as smack does.

Joy juice makes Ted sad.Can I pour some more of this joy juice?

Where's my jug? I need a swig.Pass her the jug, Sam.

Let's go get some juice and get stewed.You got any juice in your room?

This jungle juice will knock you for a loop.Jungle juice will do in a pinch.

I'll take mine kosher with a little ice.Do you want this kosher or with soda?

Who laced the punch?I think I'll lace my coffee with a little whisky.

The light stuff is okay for parties, but not for serious drinking.Poor Sam is trying to cut down by drinking the light stuff. He drinks twice as much, though.

There's a little rum in the eggnog, but it's certainly not what I would call loaded.Wow, this punch is loaded!

A little lubrication would help this party a lot.Wally has had a little too much lubrication.

Who's bringing the lush to the party?Lead me to the lush.

This moonshine isn't the best you've made.Moonshine is supposed to be strong, not good.

Yeah, I moonshine a little. So what?You would be amazed at how much people moonshine back in the hills.

I could use a shot of that mouthwash.You could use a little mouthwash after that long trip, I bet.

I've had a little too much muddler, I think. Anyway, I'm muddled.Let's stop here for some muddler.

No ice, please. I want mine naked.Give me a naked whisky, if you don't mind.

Okay, friend, name your poison.Step up to the bar and name your poison.

I read in the paper that near-beer is making a comeback.You can drink a lot of near-beer without getting drunk.

Here, have a nip of this stuff.One nip is enough. That is powerful!

Paul has been nipping since noon.After nipping all day, Fred was pretty well stewed by dinnertime.

Poor John fell off the wagon again. Drunk as a skunk.He was off the wagon for a year the last time before he sobered up.

Larry hid all his old soldiers under the bed.Bill hit Tom over the head with an old soldier.

Let's have one for the road.Don't have one for the road if you are going to be the driver.

I think I've had one too many. It's time to stop drinking.Don't drive if you've had one too many.

Do you have any imported beers on tap here?I like beer on tap. The canned stuff tastes funny to me.

Fred spent the whole week on the juice.She won't be able to return your call. I'm afraid she's on the juice again.

I'd like mine on the rocks, please.Give me a scotch on the rocks, please.

Poor old Ron is on the sauce again.He is on the sauce most of the time.

Bob is out on the squiff again.Max is always on the squiff, except when he's shooting dope.

All the guys were on the tank last Saturday.Paul spent all weekend on a tank.

Pass that bottle of painkiller over here. My throat hurts.He should look happy. He's full of painkiller.

That paint remover you gave me nearly burned out my throat.What do you call that paint remover, anyway? It sure is powerful.

That plonk is really hard on the gut.How about a bottle of plonk?

Where can I get some pluck?You spilled plug all over my car seat.

Let me have a plug out of that bottle.I just want a plug, not the whole thing.

Name your poison.How about a drink of that poison there?

How about another glass of poo?Oh, I just love poo!

Hey, toss me a popper, Fred!You ready for another popper, Tom?

This popskull will burn a hole in you.Where is that jug of popskull?

Wanna go out tonight and pop some tops?We are going to pop tops and watch the B-ball game.

Even if you don't like fine wines, you'll like pop wine.They were drinking pop wine like it was water.

He's been potting since dusk.Let's sit here and pot for a while.

Dan said he could pound the cup of coffee in thirty seconds.You don't have to pound your milk. Take your time.

On a hot day like this, I want to go home and pound a beer.Let's go down to the tavern and slam some beers.We went out and hammered some beers.

He took another pull and kept on talking.Can I have a pull?

He pulled a slug from the bottle.She pulled a mouthful and then spat it out.

Let's go pull jive for a while.Don't you ever do anything but pull jive?

While you're there, get me a Q of whiskey.She can knock off a Q a day.

I went down to the bar to quaff a brew.Let's go somewhere and quaff a brew.

Can you get me a bottle of queer?This isn't queer; it's left over from before Prohibition.

I hate this queer-beer. Get out the good stuff.Please don't serve me any of your queer-beer.

I could really use a quencher about now.How about a nice cold quencher?

I could use a quick one about now.I only have time for a quickie.

No ice, please. I prefer it raw.I'll drink it raw—just the way it is now.

Those guys have had too much sauce again.Did you bring the sauce? Can't have a good party without lots of sauce.

Fill it up with shicker again.How do you know when you've had enough shicker?

I'm gonna shoot the punch with rum.Harry shot his date's Coke with vodka.

You actually drink this stuff? This is silo drippings.The old-timer called his moonshine “silo drippings.”

No beer for me. Tonight it's scag.The two of them put away a quart of my finest skag.

How about a glass of slosh?No slosh for me. Just plain water.

He found a man who would spike his beer for a small fee.He spiked the beer with ether, which is a dangerous thing to do.

Is the punch spiked? I want some without.We only have spiked punch.Max's breakfast orange juice is usually spiked.

Let's stop on the way and get some squeeze.Freddie, where is your squeeze?

He couldn't seem to get enough staggers.She poured herself a huge glass of staggers and mumbled something about cough medicine.

I'll have a bourbon, straight up, please.I'll take mine straight.

How about a little glass of suck before we leave?This is powerful suction!

How about some suds, Bill?I can't get enough suds.

This swill is awful. Please give me some beer.The swill they serve here is better than you can get elsewhere.

What a hot day. I could use some swizzle.What I need is a nice cold swizzle.

Would you care for more tea?Give the lady some more tea.

Pour me another of that throat gag, barkeep.That throat gag nearly choked me.

This is mighty fine tipple.A little more tipple, Tom?

She had a little too much tongue oil and was telling all about everybody.Barlowe poured the pigeon another shot of tongue loosener.

How about some more tonic?Just a bit of tonic. I'm cutting down.

I could use a little tonsil bath about now.You want some more of that tonsil bath?

This tonsil varnish would take the paint off a barn.Give the man a cup of tonsil paint.

You want another round of tornado juice?This tornado juice smells like antifreeze.

Don't forget to stop at the comfort station and get the turps.You got enough terps for the party?

Martin is something of a whiff-sniffer.No wiff-sniffer is going to tell me what to do.

Haven't you had just about enough woofle-water?No more wozzle-water for me.