hack
n. a professional writer who writes mediocre material to order.This novel shows that even a hack can get something published these days.That hack can't even write her name!
pad
tr. to lengthen a piece of writing with unnecessary material.This story would be better if you hadn't padded it with so much chitchat.I think I can pad the report enough to make it fill twenty pages.
southpaw
n. a left-handed person.Micky's a southpaw and writes sort of funny.My sister is a southpaw, but I'm not.