I wouldn't wish (something) on (someone)
The thing being discussed is so bad that no one deserves to be subjected to it. The phrase commonly ends with "anyone" or "my worst enemy." I wouldn't wish cancer on my worst enemy. No one should have to go through that. That's the worst class I've ever taken. I wouldn't wish that professor on anyone. Buffering videos are truly the worst. I wouldn't wish them on anyone.